From the archives — Originally published on April 5th, 2005

AP Frolic
Principles

• Inattentiveness
• Being an Idiot
• SHEER VOLUME
• Airplane Imitation

AP Frisbee
COME TO CLASS TODAY AFTER SCHOOL

AP Sock Puppets
Principles

• Don’t Wear Shoes
• BRING BUTTONS
• Watch out for Needles

AP Mario
Principles

• Wear a Red Hat
• Stupid Brother
• GOOMBAS